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Showing posts with label Jokes =D. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes =D. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

男女大不同

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男:亲爱的...

(时)
 (间)
  (过)
   (去)
    (了...)

(N久以后...)
女:Yes?
男:今天过得好吗?(<--表示说完了...)

*** *** ***

女:亲爱的...
女:我告诉你哦...今天我公司... bla bla bla %#$%#$Y&#$%@#$!#@ ...
女:还有哦... 这个这个...那个那个....
女:你知道吗?那个三叔啊!他又怎样怎样....
女:我觉得... 应该是这样这样...
女:是不是?会不会?#$%$&%$^@#$!^45 ....
女:我想... ... (没完没了... ...)还有...(还有哦??对啊 ^_^)


(同样是N久以后...)
男:哦。


P/s: 是女生天生爱说话,还是?(只有我这样 D:  ??)

Thursday, February 20, 2014

"甜言蜜语"

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女:讲10句甜言蜜语来听听~
男:...(支支吾吾)...

1 我爱你
2 我想你
3 我很想你
4 我在想你
5 你是月亮
6 你是星星你是太阳 (到底是星星、月亮还是太阳?)
7 你很美
8 你很漂亮
9 我是亚当,你是夏娃
10 你是我骨中的骨,肉中的肉

女:...(真是难为你了)...

Thursday, June 16, 2011

刺激=吃鸡?傻傻分不清楚!

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I think this is great! So I would like to share it with all of you :)
It's good to keep it as one of my sweet memory ^.^


That's a joke among my friends during our way back to the hostel from SMC this morning and all of us laughed like crazy girls in the car. LoLz! The story was like this...

Mei Chee: Deonne, do you like exciting stuffs? (The pronunciation of exciting is similar to eating chicken...)
Deonne: Eating chicken? I don't like to eat chicken oh...
Everyone: .....???

Hahaha! The cartoons are taken from internet and the dialogs are added by me! Sorry that both girls are the same because I'm louzy in drawing so I just simply take from internet. That's why I wrote their names on the pictures. Hehe! 
Anyway, have a nice day everyone! XD

Note: The whole passage above is written by TCP one of the great blogger :D

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

蒸年糕 Steamed rice cake

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新年少不了的食品 -- 年糕


自己蒸就是有一个好处 
要什么形状就有什么形状 
妈妈说:“这么喜欢年糕。那!蒸一粒最大粒的给你”

哈哈!真的是蛮大的O!
好好看的年糕哦~ 我喜欢 ^^
给妈妈一个赞 ^^ 


一粒不够? 再多蒸几粒就是了!哈哈!
老妈真是够绝的 xD 我喜欢

Ps: 结果这几粒年糕留到初四都没人吃,下场就是发霉丢掉 =.=
“就只会讨这个讨那个!又不给我吃完!”丢垃圾的老妈唠叨ing~ 

再一次,笑ing~!xD

Monday, January 3, 2011

my US dollars

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How much do a student need for one-year living expenses? According to my calculation which take last year as example, I had been given three hundred US dollars per month in Korea, which approximate three thousand six hundred US dollars per year. 

Convert to Ringgit Malaysia 3600 USD = RM 12,000 
Wow! As a student that still asking money from parent and unable to make money by her own... T.T I think that amount is huge enough! However, that's living expenses for a student who lives in Korea, plus that student traveled a lot during the time in Korea :P 

I am now back to Malaysia already. He he! I suppose I do not need that amount to survive for 2011. Well, have to plan wisely for my money ^^ Since I have no more 300 USD per month from now on T.T Good bye USD. 
I will miss you xD 

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